Dining Out Club News and Humor  

3 Evening Dining Out Clubs

2nd Tuesday Evening Club

Tues. Nov 12th – Olive Garden

Tues. Dec.10th – Christmas Party at the Norris’s  For Reservations: Contact Kathy Norris at 209-596-0416

 

4th Tuesday Evening Club:

Nov. & Dec. – – “No Dinner Meetings!”

January 28, 2025 – Outback Steakhouse       

For Reservations:  Contact Hall Eubank at:  209-649-4148

 

4th Thursday Evening Club:

Nov. & Dec. –- “No Dinner Meetings!”

January 23rd – Bella Italia

For Reservations: Contact Vince Sereno at: 209-524-9630, or Cell at: 209-552-1539

A SENIOR MOMENT!

   Two elderly folks at Trailer Estates—he a widower, she a widow—had known each other for years. One evening, at a big community supper, they found themselves sitting across from each other, making small talk.  Between bites of mashed potatoes, he kept sneaking admiring glances at her, his heart racing like a teenager at a prom.  Finally, he mustered the courage to ask, “Will you marry me?”

    She paused for a dramatic six seconds, probably weighing the pros and cons, and then with a smile, said, “Yes!  Yes I will.”

   The rest of the meal went by pleasantly, and they eventually headed back to their respective trailers, happy with their evening.

   The next morning, though, panic set in. The poor guy couldn’t remember if she had said “yes” or “no”!  He wracked his brain, but it was like trying to recall where he put his glasses—hopeless.  Feeling nervous, he picked up the phone and dialed her number.

   “Uh, hi there…I’ve got a bit of confession,” he started. “I don’t remember things as well as I used to, and I was wondering… uh, when I asked you to marry me last night, did you say ‘yes’ or ‘no?”

   To his absolute relief, she replied, “Oh, I said ‘yes,’ dear!  I meant it with all my heart.”

   Then, after a brief pause, she added, “And I’m so glad you called because I couldn’t remember who had asked me!”