Dining Out Club News and Humor
Dining Out Club + Humor
3 Evening Dining Out Clubs
2nd Tuesday Evening Club
Tuesday May 13th –George’s Steakhouse
Tuesday June 10th – Fruit Yard
For Reservations: Contact Kathy Norris at 209-596-0416
4th Tuesday Evening Club:
Tuesday May 27th—George’s Steakhouse
Tuesday June. 24th, – L’Gusto Cucina Italiano
For Reservations: Contact Hall Eubank at: 209-649-4148
4th Thursday Evening Club:
Thursday May 22nd—L’Gusto Cucina Italia
Thursday June 26th – Red Lobster
For Reservations: Contact Vince Sereno at:
209-524-9630, or Cell at: 209-552-1539
“Apologies in Advance” Continued
- A Lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival he started to swing at the tree when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!” — The lumberjack grinned and said: “And you will di-alogue.”
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. — It’s impossible to put down!
- A husband said to his wife. “The guys at the club said that our mailman has slept with every woman on our street except one . . .” Wife replies, “I bet it’s Paula.”
- I asked my friend to spell wonton backwards. He said, “NOT NOW”
- A slice of apple pie in Jamica is $2.00. It is $2.50 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
- What do you call a magician who has lost his magic? “ian”
- I went to McDonald’s today and ate a Kid’s meal. It was good, but his Mom was furious . . .
- My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.” — I know he means well.
- I entered ten puns into a competition to see if one would win. No Pun In Ten Did!
22. What do you call a belt made of hundred-dollar bills? A waist of money!