Dining Out Club News and Humor
Dining Out Club + Humor
3 Evening Dining Out Clubs
2nd Tuesday Evening Club
Tues. April 9th –STRINGS ITALIAN
Tues. May 14th – OLIVE GARDEN
For Reservations: Contact Kathy Norris at: 209-596-0416
4th Tuesday Evening Club:
Tues. April 23rd – TASTY THAI
Tues. May 28th—STRINGS ITALIAN
For Reservations: Contact Hall Eubank at: 209-649-4148
4th Thursday Evening Club:
Thurs. April 25th – OLIVE GARDEN
Thurs. May 23rd—PAPAPAVOLOS
For Reservations: Contact Vince Sereno at: 209-524-9630
Weekday Humor
- It’s better to grow old with a sense of humor than to grow old with no sense at all.
- HUSBAND: I want you to have this bracelet. It belonged to my Grandmother. WIFE: Why does it say, “Do not resuscitate?”
- CAMPING: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person
Secrets to Inner Peace
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then You Are Probably—The Family Dog!
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual …. Handle every Stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, P___ on it and walk away.