Dining Out Club News and Humor  

3 Evening Dining Out Clubs

2nd Tuesday Evening Club

Tues. April 9th –STRINGS ITALIAN     

Tues. May 14th – OLIVE GARDEN

For Reservations: Contact Kathy Norris at:  209-596-0416

 

4th Tuesday Evening Club:

Tues. April 23rd – TASTY THAI  

Tues. May 28th—STRINGS ITALIAN

For Reservations:  Contact Hall Eubank at:  209-649-4148

 

4th Thursday Evening Club:

Thurs. April 25th – OLIVE GARDEN 

Thurs. May 23rd—PAPAPAVOLOS

For Reservations: Contact Vince Sereno at: 209-524-9630

 

Weekday Humor

1. It’s better to grow old with a sense of humor than to grow old with no sense at all.
2. HUSBAND: I want you to have this bracelet. It belonged to my Grandmother. WIFE: Why does it say, “Do not resuscitate?”
3. CAMPING: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person

  Secrets to Inner Peace

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then You Are Probably—The Family Dog!

 And you thought I was going to get all spiritual …. Handle every Stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, P___ on it and walk away.